“Played With My Dog”

Overheard a guy asking his female coworker if she enjoyed her couple of days off. She responded, “Didn’t do much, just stayed home and played with my dog.”

Thought to myself, “Wouldn’t it be great if her nickname for her vagina was “my dog”?

My dog ate my homework.

My dog is my best friend.

My dog loves chewing on bones.

My dog sleeps at the foot of my bed.

Got to take my dog for a walk.

Yup. Who’s a good dog?