“F, U? F,U?!”
March 22, 2026

“F, U? F,U?!”
*Practiced my straight face and acting skills. Got food from a crowded Keyport Fishery and they ask your initials so they can call them out when your food is ready. Gave them to the cashier and just said, “I know, I know”. He was joking back feigning offense. Conjured up the name Frank Underwood in my back pocket just in case, but didn’t need it. Then I sat down and waited for the initials to be called. They’re not dumb, they knew what was up and had fun with it. “F, U? F,U?!”
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